belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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