i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
there was a trapeze. enough said
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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