well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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