i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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