i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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