when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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