Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We were destined to go to rehab together
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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