just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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