So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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