My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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