turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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