It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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