You're so nebulous sometimes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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