if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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