? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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