Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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