He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
