Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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