I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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