Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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