I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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