so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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