what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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