Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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