Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He did a backflip because drugs
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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