No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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