North Korea, Best Korea!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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