Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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