Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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