i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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