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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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