Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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