Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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