I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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