Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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