Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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