wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
