Duck Duck Cougar?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just googled if crying burns calories
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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