its not stalking. its research.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Randomize
