Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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