Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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