what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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