In the future we'll all be gay
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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