i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We smell like vodka and hangover
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