just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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