I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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