Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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