didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I wish i was in the wii world.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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