Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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