So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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