Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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