??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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