i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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