haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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