sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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