If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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